Zach

Zach is the business mind behind the group. He is never short of energy or Chris Farley impressions. You can always count on him to make the lyrics of literally every song dirty.

He grew up in Columbus, GA near Alan Jackson territory but spent most of his time playing baseball and listening his to favorite band ever, Creed. He still thinks there might be a chance they will ask him to replace Scott Stapp but in the meantime, here we all are.

Zach loves to work out almost as much as he loves queso and expensive craft beer. He wears his shirts one size too small to show off his muscles, but we aren't complaining. He is a former college baseball player and there was this one time he wore a speedo on the bus, making UGA real proud. You should ask him about it sometime.

Zach also likes to indulge in the occasional sweet/fruity mixed drink. This is not a euphemism. He will sip on a pink drink with an umbrella anytime, anywhere #NoShame. In a past life he was a math teacher and baseball coach, so if you make fun of him for his guilty pink drinking pleasure, he will make you run foul poles until you puke. He will at the same time make you listen to "I Want it That Way" on repeat all while solving a complex linear equation. Just kidding. We think.

His claim to fame is that he won the University of Georgia's American Idol competition. No, he didn't sing a Creed song. And surprisingly he didn't change the words of his audition song to make them dirty, but he could have, probz.

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